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tragicallybeautful:

i should really stop giving my eternal love and devotion to anyone who buys me food

One of my most fave pictures on tumblr.

strangelanguage:

The Origin of Vampire Myths
It seems that every pre-Christian society on Earth has had some version of the legendary vampire tale as part of the repertoire of its common storyteller. Examples of vampires as a symbol in social legend can apparently be traced as far back as ancient Assyria, where excavations have unearthed vampires depicted on pottery art, including an apparent etching of a vampire copulating with a man. The idea of the vampire as a perverse sexual symbol shall be discussed later.

In fact, belief in the vampire seems so utterly universal that it is sometimes difficult to research “non-literary” examples of vampire folklore, because of the bewildering variety of names used to describe the creature. In Russian, there are the terms upir, and upyr. In Albania there is the shtriga , in Greece alone the ghello, drakos, drakaena, and the lamia , the vrykolakes, brykilakas, barbarlakos, borborlakos, and the bourdoulakos. From Sanskrit come the terms katakhanoso and baital. In Poland dwelled the upiory, in Germany the bl tsauger, in China the giang shi, and in pre-Columbian Peru the canchus and the pumapmicuc.
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tragicallybeautful:

steven tyler is the most realistic looking scarecrow ive ever seen

fewerexpectations:

kuntybynature:

schemesanddreams:

cowboybeatbox:

This card would hurt feelings man. Wanna see a salty ass nigga? Present this card to him, if drawing those 4 cards leads to him losing that game.. he’ll hate you for a little bit. UNO was some serious shit man, mad arguments.. I SAID “NO UNO” BEFORE YOU SAID “UNO” NIGGA, DRAW TWO CARDS!!! FUCK ALL THAT, I SAID THE SHIT FIRST.. SO FUCK YOU, I AIN’T PICKING UP SHIT. SUCK MY DICK!!

Shit got real when this card was put down.

Punches have been thrown over this card, I have witnessed it in my youth

This is an automatic fade. Hands will be thrown.

tragicallybeautful:

but what if a local mother actually does discover a groundbreaking secret to combating wrinkles, then nobody would actually believe it